“Opposite Song”
© 2009 Eve & Mare
What’s the opposite of big toe: pinky
And what’s the opposite of straight up: slinky
And what’s the opposite of room to grow: too tight
And the opposite of oh no: all right
And what’s the opposite of sit still: squirmy
And what’s the opposite of good health: germy
And what’s the opposite of lie around: hurry up
And the opposite of old hound: young pup
(kazoo solo)
And what’s the opposite of sharing: stingy
And what’s the opposite of bright white: dingy
And what’s the opposite of brussels sprouts: chocolate cake
And the opposite of moo cow: rattlesnake
And what’s the opposite of too tall: tiny
And what’s the opposite of too dull: shiny
And what’s the opposite of crème brulee: sardines
And the opposite of half-way: full steam
We’re so glad things aren’t the same
We love to play this opposite game
You can play it too in all kinds of weather
Just look for things that don’t go together
And what’s the opposite of jello: green beans
And what’s the opposite of too lace dress: blue jeans
And what’s the opposite of kangaroo: who’s to say
And the opposite of boo: hooray
(kazoo solo)
And what’s the opposite of topsy: turvy
And what’s the opposite of straight road: curvy
And what’s the opposite of feeling low: flying high
And the opposite of hello: good-bye